Cash and Coins

Spicy Hoppin John and Collard GreensThere’s a Southern American tradition for the first day of the new year — eating black eyed peas, greens, and cornbread. The peas stand for coins, the greens for your green bills, a.k.a. cash, and the cornbread for gold. Throwing in some pork is beneficial, as the pig represents forward progress. Turn these all into a meal for prosperity throughout the new year. The day of black eyed pea dish is called, “Hoppin’ John.” Make sure to save the leftovers, for the following day, when you eat your “Skippin’ Jenny” and show your frugality, you’ll increase your chances for prosperity.

As an added bonus, for those of you who party a bit too enthusiastically on New Year’s Eve, Hoppin’ John is a pretty good hangover meal. All of that protein and fat will make your uncomfortable tummy happy and settled.

I make a spicy Hoppin’ John and collard greens for our first meal each New Year’s Day. I feel pretty darn blessed, and it’s a lovely meal, so why mess with tradition? I do, however, tweak the recipe just a tad each year, and I think I’m finally satisfied with the full-on meal. The flavors meld beautifully together, so much so, you’re going to be really looking forward to your Skippin’ Jenny.

Spicy Hoppin’ John and Collard Greens

1 cup dried black eyed peas
1/2 lb thick-cut bacon
1 clove of garlic, crushed and minced
28 oz can of crushed, fire roasted tomatoes
hot sauce to taste (I used Jimmy T‘s 3 Pepper hot sauce.)
pinch of nutmeg
pinch of salt
2 teaspoons of dried parsley

Soak peas overnight. On New Year’s Eve, drain peas and rinse, then put in a slow cooker.
Cook bacon in a skillet until done. Remove bacon, but make sure to keep the grease. Chop bacon and add to cooker.
Add garlic, tomatoes, hot sauce, nutmeg, salt, and parsley. Stir. Taste the sauce to see if anything more needs to be added — more hot sauce, salt, etc.
Put the lid on the cooker and set to low right before heading to bed after the clock strikes midnight. The next morning, your Hoppin’ John will be ready to eat, but not until those greens are ready.

1 bunch of collards
1/2 a bunch of mustard greens
2 cloves of garlic, crushed and minced
1 large shallot, chopped
pinch of salt
1 lemon for juice
drizzle of vinegar (I used a Gewurztraminer vinegar.)
sliced almonds
fruit and pepper jelly (I used Aloha Oregon Balsamic Cherry Habanero jelly, and it was divine!)

Put a large pot of water on to boil.
As water heats up, rinse greens. Remove stems and chop leaves into one inch wide pieces. Place into boiling water and cook for fifteen minutes, stirring occasionally. Drain in a colander and squeeze out excess moisture with a towel.
Warm up a skillet and add your reserved bacon fat. toss in the garlic and shallot and cook until the shallot turns clear. Add greens and sautee until greens are warmed through. Squeeze the lemon juice into the skillet, followed by the drizzle of vinegar and pinch of salt and toss well.
Place greens on a plate, sprinkle with almonds, and add a dollop of jelly to the top. The sweet and spicy jelly compliments the bitter greens beautifully.

Serve your Hoppin’ John and collard greens with cornbread, and your New Year’s Day is set, and hopefully, so is your year.

While it may be too early for the Hoppin’ John, I’d recommend pairing a pale ale with your Skippin’ Jenny. We drink one of our favorites with the meal, Steelhead‘s Extra Pale Ale. We love us some Steely.

P.S. Since I write about wine, you may be wondering what we’re drinking to toast in 2014. This year, we opted for a true Champagne from G.H. Mumm, though we were very tempted by the really, really good Sharffenberger Brut Rose. I’ll probably end up getting some to celebrate anyway because it’s so good. I’ll just save it for other momentous occasions, like a beautiful day or finishing an excellent book, etc. All of those great things deserve celebrations too, after all.

Quirky Cookies

Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies with Chocolate ChipsSweet treats abound this time of the year, but when you don’t eat wheat, you can begin to feel like someone forgot to give you a ticket to the indulgence train.

I felt that this was a situation that had to be rectified, so I gathered my baking tools and got to work.

That statement makes it sound like the recipe I’m about to share is complicated, but it’s not. In fact, it’s quick, it’s tasty — as always — is guaranteed to get your hands covered in delicious dough, and will cause people’s eyebrows to rise when you hand them out. They’re peanut butter bacon cookies. Now, I’ve made these cookies before. The recipe made the internet rounds a few years ago when bacon was trendy. The original method doesn’t really need any improvement, but I just can’t leave well enough alone, so I tweaked it a bit for this blog post. I recommend trying out both recipes, the Shutter Bean technique, which is scrumptious, and the I’m-going-to-go-nuts-and-add-even-more-stuff version I shall unveil below.

These are definitely a treat of a cookie. They are not for everyday consumption, but oh, when that special day comes around, won’t it be glorious!

cooling-cookiesCoconut Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies with Chocolate Chips

16 oz crunchy coconut & peanut butter
2 cups coconut sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons baking soda
12 slices bacon
6 oz chocolate chips
coarse sea salt

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Cook the bacon, six pieces at a time, in the microwave. (This makes the recipe super-quick.) Spread two paper towels on a microwave-safe plate, lay out the pieces, making sure none overlap, place two more paper towels on top, and microwave on high for five minutes. Repeat with other six pieces, let cool, and chop into small pieces.
Add peanut butter and sugar and mix with your hands until integrated. Add eggs and soda and again mix with your hands until everything is a big, doughy bit of gloriousness.
Toss in bacon and chocolate and mix some more. Try to get most of the dough off your fingers, but cleaning off the rest is up to you.
After washing your hands -ahem!- form dough into balls the size of black walnuts. Roll dough in a bit of coconut sugar if you’d like.
On a greased cookie sheet (I just rubbed the bacon paper towels on the sheet), place the cookies about two inches apart. Press down on the ball with a fork to make a criss-cross pattern. Sprinkle the top of each cookie with a pinch of sea salt. (This is something I learned the hard way, as my recipe alteration messed with the savory/sweet ratio, swinging too far into the sweet category. By adding a teensy bit of coarse salt to the top of each cookie, it helped bring the savoriness of the bacon back into play.)
Bake for 12 minutes, using your nose to help tell when the cookies are done. Here’s the trick — if you pay attention, you can smell when the cookie goes from cooking to caramelization. The minute the cookie begins to smell a little “brown,” you know it’s ready to be removed from the oven.
Let cool on the cookie sheet for five minutes, then move cookies to a cooling rack for a few more minutes. Maybe, just maybe, try one while they’re still gooey and warm…

Makes around two dozen cookies — depending on how many you consume along the way.

Expensive Wines

expensive wines

I really enjoyed the Hourglass, BTW, but not enough to buy it.

Let’s talk about expensive wines.

I think that fine wines are a genuine art form, something to be appreciated and celebrated. That said, I feel like just with other art forms, it should be accessible to everyone. That’s why I never charge grandiose prices for my own work. I don’t think that, for a lot of people, $100 (or more) is a feasible option for four glasses of wine. Actually, I don’t think it’s a viable option for most people. One hundred bucks can buy a lot of food.

Last week, Charles, our friend Joey, and I went to Carrington’s Fine Wines to partake of a flight of expensive reds. It’s something that Cal, the owner of Carrington’s, does every year. The wines are always excellent — they should be for the prices — but we always leave feeling like we’ve had just as good, if not better vino, for much more affordable amounts. In other words, we’re never tempted to throw down a Benjamin just because we enjoyed an ounce of a tasty Cabernet.

We’re not so swayed by prices, but a lot of people are. One study found that many consumers thought their wine tasted better when it was more expensive. It’s not really a surprise that a bias forms when you spend a lot of money on a bottle. I mean, you BETTER like it, right? Still, I hate pretentiousness. Of course, existing in the realms of health food, wine, and art means that I encounter that less-than-stellar human quality often. But that doesn’t make it right. People shouldn’t feel intimidated. They shouldn’t feel like only the wealthy can truly enjoy a good bottle. Everyone should be allowed to savor and glory in a glass of wine. Down with snobbery and obnoxiously high prices! I think John Cleese said it best when he stated that you should enjoy what you like, that if you like it, it’s good wine, and not to let anyone tell you differently.

Where do you all come in on the topic of expensive wines?

Pumpkin Quesadillas

pumpkin quesadillaI told you when I learned about that awesome cooking method for winter squash that I’d be using it a lot.

American readers, how was your Thanksgiving? I managed to fill myself up on assorted vegetables and cheeses from the platter I brought for pre-dinner snacking (my family does a potluck type Thanksgiving meal) and ended up being the perfect amount of full without going over when it came to turkey hour.

How was everyone else’s weekend? Because I work in the natural food industry, and so much of my focus last week was on, “Try this. How about this recipe? Have you purchased you turkey?” type promotions, I was all food-ed out after the day of giving thanks and worshiping turkey was over. Of course, food is my passion, so I wasn’t dreaming of take-out for long.

And suddenly, here’s December. It’s cold. It’s snowing. Electricity at the house and at work has become a chancy thing, so I put together a filling, taste-sensation type of meal that is easy to assemble — even if you’re doing it by candlelight.

Pumpkin Quesadillas

Serves 2-3 people, depending on appetite

1 sugar pie pumpkin or other winter squash, cooked (I used a kuri squash. A can of pumpkin puree would work, too.)
½ cup soft, white cheese like queso fresco (I used Laychee from Pennyroyal Farm. A white cheddar would also work if you didn’t have access to a softer cheese.)
¼ – ½ cup Hatch chiles or other green pepper, cooked and diced
½ cup black beans
Green salsa
4 Gluten-free tortillas
Pumpkin seeds for garnish

Warm up a griddle or large pan on medium heat. Lay 2 tortillas on griddle. Spread squash over the tortilla, going almost to the ends. Follow with a sprinkling of cheese, then chiles, then black beans. Cover with tortillas.
When the cheese has melted, carefully flip the quesadillas over and cook on the other side for 3-5 minutes.
Remove from heat and cut quesadillas with a pizza cutter into wedges. Drizzle with green salsa and sprinkle with pumpkin seeds.

I paired this meal with Anchor Brewing’s Christmas Ale. It’s an amazing brew each year, and the 2013 did not disappoint. Man it’s a fantastic seasonal ale! If it’s available in your area, BUY IT. I look forward to it each December.

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